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		<description><![CDATA[‎&#8221;I&#8217;ve been on Sesame Street for 39 years, now; but who&#8217;s counting?&#8221; -The Count
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		<title>Simply Amazing</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Simply amazing: No matter the rotational axis of the Earth, the Space Needle was engineered to always point toward space.
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		<title>Photos of TEXT</title>
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		<title>Hurdles</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A headline in the New York Times reads: Obama Faces Hurdles in ‘Hillary Country’.
The Times reports that people in Pennsylvania are saying, “If the right Republican came along, I would be open to voting for him.”
Good news for the Obama ticket, finding a right Republican is easier said than done.
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		<title>Ups &amp; Downs</title>
		<description><![CDATA[President Obama&#8217;s job approval rating moves to a record low, today&#8230;
In other news, Former President Jimmy Carter&#8217;s self esteem is higher today than it&#8217;s been in years.
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		<title>Raising Cain</title>
		<description><![CDATA[GOP candidate Herman Cain has been accused yet again of having an improper relationship.
However, there are some who think the latest accuser is simply making the whole thing up.
In fact, Mr. Cain&#8217;s wife and at least 5 other women have come forward and said that Cain was definitely NOT involved with this woman.
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		<title>Governor&#8217;s Ball</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Tempers flare in Rhode Island as Governor Lincoln Chafee insists on using the term &#8220;holiday tree&#8221; instead of &#8220;Christmas tree.&#8221;
The Governor insists that this is because of the state&#8217;s history of keeping government separate from religion.
Furthermore, the administration is using the term &#8220;Holiday Dance&#8221; because of the history of Governor Chafee not having any Balls.
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		<title>Mixed Nuts #2357 &#8220;Hello Ladies!&#8221;</title>
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